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Bài gửiTiêu đề: ENGLISH STORY( no comment ok, only post story )   Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:09 am

Eve and adam
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man,' Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but since you've being complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your... ah, physical needs. He'll be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your advise to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's the catch, Lord?" "Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring...So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first...So, just remember... it's our secret... Woman-to-woman!"

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The bomb and the pilot
3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.

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I'm Going To Be A Builder When I Grow Up

Did you hear about little Jimmy? He is four years old.

He was bugging Mother so she said, "Jimmy, why don't you go across the street and watch the builders work. Maybe you'll learn something."

Jimmy was gone about 2 hours. When he came home his Mother asked him what he learned.

Jimmy replied, "Well, first you put the God damn door up, then the son of a bitch doesn't fit, so you have to take the cock sucker back down. Then you have to take a cunt hair off each side and put theMother fucker back up."

Jimmy's Mother said, "you wait till your Dad comes home." WhenJimmy's dad got home, mom told him to ask Jimmy what he learned across the street. Jimmy told his dad the whole story. Dad said, "Jimmy, you go outside and get the switch."

Jimmy replied, "Fuck you, that's the Electrician's job."

Little Tommy's Dead Frog
One day, little Tommy wanders into the local brothel, dragging a dead frog on a piece of string along behind him (FX: thud thud thud etc.) He goes up to the woman at the front and says "Please, Miss, I'd like a girl please." "Go home, sonny" replies the proprietor, not unkindly, "you're too young yet for this."

Tommy reaches into his pocket and drags out a £50 note which he slaps on the desk and beams brightly. "Up the stairs, third door on the right" comes the reply as the £50 vanishes.

Tommy starts to climb the stairs, (Thud thud etc.) when he runs back again. "I forgot, this girl has got to have active herpes!" he cries."No way kid, all our girls are clean!" Tommy reaches into the other pocket and another £50 appears. "Ah, last door on the left..." he is told.

Tommy climbs the stairs, still dragging the dead frog on the string(thud thud thud), and some time later reappears. He waves to the woman at the front desk and is about to go out (avec frog) when she calls him back.

"I can understand curiosity at your age," she says, "but why the active herpes?"

"Well," says Tommy, "when I go home, the baby sitter will be there. I'll screw her before she goes home and she'll get the herpes. Later on, dad'll take her home and have her in the back of the Mercedes, and he'll get the herpes. Later on, he'll get back and jump on mummy and she will get the herpes too. In the morning, daddy'll go to work, the milkman will come and get in bed with mummy and he'll get the herpes andHE'S THE BASTARD WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!"

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Bài gửiTiêu đề: Re: ENGLISH STORY( no comment ok, only post story )   Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:12 am

CLOCKS IN HEAVEN

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front
of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall
of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone
on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands
on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man.

"And whose clock is that one?"
St Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's George Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan."

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Grass
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

“Why are you eating grass?”, he asked one man.
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“Oh, come along with me then.”
“But sir, I have a wife with two chirlden!”
“Bring them along! And you, come with us too!”, he said to the other man.
“But sir, I have a wife with six children!” the second man answered.
“Bring them as well!”
They all climbed inton the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says,
“Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”
The lawyer replied, “No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall.”

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Bài gửiTiêu đề: Re: ENGLISH STORY( no comment ok, only post story )   Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:12 am

ODD SIGNS
Sign in a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Sign in a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

Outside a farm:
HORSE MANURE: 50p PER PRE-PACKED BAG, 20p DO-IT-YOURSELF

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

On a church door:
THIS IS THE GATE OF HEAVEN. ENTER YE ALL BY THIS DOOR.
(THIS DOOR IS KEPT LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE DRAFT. PLEASE USE SIDE DOOR.)

English sign in a German cafe:
MOTHERS, PLEASE WASH YOUR HANS BEFORE EATING

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES ETC.
WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales:
THE TOWN HALL IS CLOSED UNTIL OPENING.
IT WILL REMAIN CLOSED AFTER BEING OPENED.
OPEN TOMORROW.

Outside a photographer's studio:
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO

Seen at the side of a Sussex road:
SLOW CATTLE CROSSING.
NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.

Outside a disco:
SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN.
EVERYONE WELCOME

Sign warning of quicksand:
QUICKSAND.
ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED.
BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.

Notice sent to residents of a Wiltshire parish:
DUE TO INCREASING PROBLEMS WITH LETTER LOUTS AND VANDALS
WE MUST ASK ANYONE WITH RELATIVES BURIED IN THE GRAVEYARD TO DO THEIR BEST TO KEEP THEM IN ORDER

Notice in a dry cleaner's window:
ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.

Sign on motorway garage:
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH, BUT OUR PETROL IS

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT:
THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

Sign on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Sign at Norfolk farm gate:
BEWARE!
I SHOOT EVERY TENTH TRESPASSER AND THE NINTH ONE HAS JUST LEFT

Spotted in a toilet in a London office block:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER.
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

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Bài gửiTiêu đề: Re: ENGLISH STORY( no comment ok, only post story )   Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:16 am

Johny Christopher Depp III was born on June 9, 1963 in Owensboro, Kentucky, USA. Born in Kentucky and raised in Florida,Depp had the kind of upbringing that would readily lend itself to his future portrayals of brooding lost boys. After his parents divorced when he was 16, he dropped out of school a year later in the hopes of making his way in the world as a musician. Depp fronted a series of garage bands; the most successful of these, The Kids, was once the opening act for Iggy Pop. During slack times in the music business, Depp sold pens by phone. He got introduced to acting after a visit to L.A. with his former wife, who introduced him to actor Nicolas Cage, who encouraged Depp to give it a try.


The young actor made his film debut in 1984's A Nightmare on Elm Street (years after attaining stardom, Depp sentimentally played a cameo in the last of the Elm Street series), and his climb to fame was accelerated in 1987, when he replaced Jeff Yagher in the role of undercover cop Tommy Hanson in the Canadian-filmed TV series 21 Jump Street. Biding his time in "teen heartthrob" roles, Depp was first given a chance to exhibit his exhausting versatility in the title role of Tim Burton's fantasy Edward Scissorhands (1990). Following the success of Edward Scissorhands, the actor made a conscious and successful effort never to repeat himself in his subsequent characterizations. He continued to gain critical acclaim and increasing popularity for his work, most notably in Benny & Joon (1993), in which he played a troubled young man who fancies himself the reincarnation of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton, and What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993), which cast him as its title character, a young man dissatisfied with the confines of his small-town life.


Following Gilbert Grape, Depp outdid himself in Burton's Ed Wood (1994), with his outrageous but lovable portrayal of the angora-sweater-worshipping World's Worst Film Director. The same year, he further exercised his versatility playing a 19th century accountant in Dead Man, Jim Jarmusch's otherworldly Western. With his excellent portrayal of the titular undercover FBI agent in Mike Newell's 1997 Donnie Brasco, Depp continued to ascend the Hollywood ranks. After a starring turn as Hunter S. Thompson's alter ego in Terry Gilliam's trippy adaptation of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998), Depp tried his hand at sci-fi horror with The Astronaut's Wife in 1999. That same year, he again collaborated with Burton on Sleepy Hollow, starring as a prim, driven Ichabod Crane in the remake of Washington Irving's classic tale of gothic terror.

Appearing the following year in the small but popular romantic drama Chocolat, Depp jumped back into the big time with his role as real-life cocaine kingpin George Jung in Blow (2001) before gearing up for roles in the Jack the Ripper thriller From Hell (2001) and Robert Rodriguez's Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003). In what was perhaps his most surprising departure since Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Depp shed his oftentimes angst-ridden persona for a flamboyant role as a long undead pirate in 2003's Pirates of the Caribbean. In addition to his acting, Depp has also gained a certain dose of fame for his romantic involvements with several female celebrities, including Winona Ryder, Sherilyn Fenn, and Kate Moss, and in 1999, fathered a daughter with French singer/actress Vanessa Paradis, as well as a son in 2002. He was also the owner of the Viper Room, a popular L.A. nightspot which gained notoriety when actor River Phoenix died of a drug overdose on its doorstep in 1993

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Bài gửiTiêu đề: Re: ENGLISH STORY( no comment ok, only post story )   Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:17 am

Have you read some stories "Sherlock Holmes Detective" ? If you say "no", i think it's big regrettable losses. . And this is the reason why i gonna introduce my cool chacracter

Arthur Conan Doyle was born to a family of Roman Catholics in Edinburgh, in 1859. His father, Charles, was a civil servant who suffered from epilepsy and alcoholism. He was educated in Jesuit schools and eventually lost his faith in Catholicism in favor of his Jesuit training. He would later use his friends and teachers from Stonyhurst College as inspiration for characters in his Holmes stories.

Doyle married Louise Hawkins in 1884 and then in 1885 he graduated as a doctor from Edinburgh University. After graduation Doyle practiced medicine and specialized in eye care in Hampshire. He remained there until 1891 when he became a full time writer. His first story, a Sherlock Holmes novel called A Study in Scarlet, had been published in 1887.

Doyle followed his first novel with The Sign of Four and then in 1891 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes was incrementally published by the Strand Magazine. His works were met with public approval and he soon became quite popular, in fact he would eventually, in the 1920s, become one of the highest paid writers in the world. But the massive initial popularity had an affect on Doyle and by the end of 1891 he had sworn to end the series, which he thought he achieved by killing Sherlock Holmes in The Final Problem, which was published in December of 1893.

During the South African War (1899-1902) Doyle served as a physician in a field hospital, where he wrote The Great Boer War in which he defended the policy of his homeland. After the war, in 1902, Doyle returned to England and was knighted. He then took up the pen again for the revered detective and published The Hound of the Baskervilles, a prequel, in 1902. He then resurrected his dead logician in The Empty House and continued writing short stories about Holmes and Watson.

In 1906 Doyle ran for Parliament but failed to be elected, the next year his wife, long ill, died. Shortly after his wife's death Doyle remarried to Jean Leckie. Then, in WWI, his son died. This was a tragedy for Doyle and it affected him deeply. As a result he dedicated the rest of his life to spiritual causes. His last book, a collection of short stories known as The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes was published in 1927. Doyle died of heart disease on July 7, 1930.

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Bài gửiTiêu đề: Re: ENGLISH STORY( no comment ok, only post story )   Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:17 am

Thanks Mr Ben for posting !!!My good fellow! ==>
You seem to be very interested in detective stories (the same to me ) Have you read any novels by Agatha Christie? She is also a best-known mystery writer. And I like her writtings very much.
Agatha Christie (1890-1976), whose real name was Maria Clarissa Miller-wrote also as Maria Westmacott , was born in Torquay, in the county of Devon, England. She was the youngest of three children in a conservative and well-to-do family. Her father was Frederick Alvah Miller and her mother was Clarissa Miller. She was educated at home and her mother encouraged her to write from very early age. In 1914, she married Archibald Christie, an officer in the Flying Royal Corps, and their daughter, Rosalind was born in 1919. During World War I she worked as a dispenser in a Red Cross Hospital, which gave her a knowledge of poisons.
Christie's marriage broke up in 1926 and the couple divorced each other in 1928. 2 years later, she married the archaeologist Max Mallowan. . In 1971, she was awarded the high honor of becoming a Dame of the British Empire. Agatha died peacefully at home on January 12, 1976 after a short cold.
In her writting career, she wrote 80 novels and short stories collections, and over a dozen plays. Christie's first novel ,The mysterious Affair at Styles, was also the first to feature her eccentric Belgian detective Hercule Poirot, who appeared in more than 40 books. Christie's other famous detective was Miss Marple, an elderly spinster, a typical English character. Poirot drew conclusions from observing people's conduct and from objects around him, creating a chain of facts that finally reveal the murderer. And While Poirot used logic and rational methods, Marple relied on her feminine sensitivity and empathy to solve cimes. Marple was featured in 17 novels. Both Poirot and Marple have been adapted for film and television.
Some detective novels she wrote are The murder of Roger Acroyd, Murder On The Orient Express, Death on the Nile, Ten little Niggers, Witness for the Prosecution, etc. She was regarded as Queen of Crime and remain the most popular novelist in history.

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Bài gửiTiêu đề: Re: ENGLISH STORY( no comment ok, only post story )   Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:17 am

uhm . . . I also have somethings wanna to tell you about one of famous mathematicians that I like.
Evariste Galois was born on October 10, 1811 in Bourg - La - Reine, a suburb of Paris, France, in a intellectual family. Galois's father is city's mayor. When he was a student in highschool, Galois was known as a original and diffirential person based on comments of the school. When he was 18, he announced the first research about continuous fraction and sent a paper about solutions of algebraic equations to the Academy of Sciences. Cauchy, who was the comment person, lost that paper. When 19 years old, he sent a paper about Conditions to solve equations by radial to The Academy of Sciences. The commenter was Fourier who died immediately after that and the paper also lost followed him. When 20 years old, he sent the third paper to the Academy of Sciences. Poisson was the third commenter wrote that : "all arguments of the author is not clear and not complete, hence I can not evaluate".
Galois was a progressive youth. He was sacked out the school because of he actions in instigating student to demonstrate and he was given prison because of actitvities against the King. Galois died when he was 21 after exchanging shots with somebody. The night before dead, he wrote a brief about his researches and sent to a friend. On margin, he wrote " It needs do more to complete this proof, but i have no time". He had his friend send this paper to two mathematicians Jacobi and Gauss to evalute not if it is correct, but about impotance of results. After that, I hope one person can find that this chaotic paper is useful. That chaotic paper is called Galois theory after, open the development of modern Algebra . . .
You can see that Galois is very excellent and young

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Hi everyone!
Today, I'm going to talk about Marie Curie scientist. There are some basic information in a taking note about her. I think most people have heard something about her. Do you know about Marie's life? She was a great French scientist and also was an energetic woman who lived during World War I. She offered all her life for science.
- Marie was born November 7th 1867 at Warsaw, Congress Poland with real name: Maria Sklodowska.
- She was the last-born children of poor family.
- She has 3 older sisters: Sofia, Bronia, Helema
1 older brother: Jozef
- Both her Mom & Dad were good teachers, they loved her so much because she was an excellent student and also was an intelligent girl.
- Marie amazed people with her great memory. She learned to read very quickly, but she didn't have a happy chilldhood.
- In 1867, the oldest sister died of typhus. In 1878, her mother died of tuberculosis.
- So after, she finished her studying at high school. At the age of 18, she became a governess by teaching Physics & Chemistry and looking after children in 1885 because her family was poor.
- She sent her wages to her sister Bronia at Paris because of her love for her relative. That's a kind girl!
- In 1891, she went to Paris to study and research Math and Physics. She met a brilliant scientist called Pierre Curie there. They worked together and then, they loved each other. So, Marie got married with Pierre and had 2 lovely daughters.
- So hence, scientist's life was started with lots of happy or hard things.
- First, in 1891 they discovered 2 radiological agents: Polonium & Radium. Many doctors have used Radium in order to treat for some victims.
- Then in 1903, she got Science diploma of Sorbone University. And later, they got 1 Nobel prize about Physics. That's a pride & amazing!!!
But 1 terrible thing happened in her life and the world, her husband, a brilliant scientist Pierre Curie died because of an traffic accident on 19 April 1904.
- In 1908, she wrote a great book called 'The experiments of Pierre Curie'. Then in 1910, she wrote other great book called 'Research of radiogenic'.
- In 1911, Marie got 1 Nobel Prize about Chemistry because of discovery of Radium.
- At that time, she needed 1 gram Radium in order to research about radiogenic, but it was very expensive. So Warren G. Harding president gave her 1 gram Radium on 20 May 1921. Hence, she was very famous all over the world.
- Finally, Marie Curie died on July 4th 1934 because of scurvy disease were caused by radioactive ray of Radium. Oh, do you feel regretful?
Marie Curie was a first famous woman scientist of the science world. In my opinion, she is typical of ancient women & modern women forever, so we should thank her very much and try to become an useful person like her. Do you agree with me about that? For me, I hope I will be a brilliant scientist simillar to Marie Curie in the futuer.
Thanks for reading & see you later ^@^
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If you do that, I'll be happy. Thanks again!!!

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Bài gửiTiêu đề: Re: ENGLISH STORY( no comment ok, only post story )   Fri Jul 20, 2007 10:18 am

If you have ever seen “ Harry Potter” , certainly you all know the main actor of this film : Daniel Radcliffe.
His full name is Daniel Jacob Radcliffe . He was born on July 23rd , 1989 in Fulham , London .
When he was little , he began joining in some dramas at school . Then he played a role in David Copperfile in 1999 . This ‘s his first role. Several years later , he was cast as Mark Pendel in Tailor of Panama in 2001.

After a lot of interviews , he was chosen to play the part of Harry Potter . This film is also transferred from the novel by J.K.Rowling with the same name .

“Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone” really made an strong impression on everyone including children and even adults . And it is “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone” to help Daniel become popular and famous with people all over the world . Because of people ‘s encouragements and supports , he has continued playing in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002), Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004), Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005). Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is intended to show in July , 2007 .

Beside Harry Potter films , Daniel also appears in other films and plays such as : Extras , Dexember Boys , Equus ,….And the play Equus are causing a lot of controversy.
Daneil has got some awards : Best Newcomer of variety Club , James Carreras Award For Outstanding New Talent of The Variety Club Showbusiness Awards 2002 for the role : Harry Potter . …

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Bài gửiTiêu đề: Re: ENGLISH STORY( no comment ok, only post story )   Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:41 pm

Too long. I cann't understand. Huhuhuhuhu! Can Miss Trang post the shorter stories? So, I can understand and everybody can,too.

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Bài gửiTiêu đề: Re: ENGLISH STORY( no comment ok, only post story )   Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:49 pm

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Bài gửiTiêu đề: Re: ENGLISH STORY( no comment ok, only post story )   Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:13 pm

Sorry, no comment! Hehehehe! I will try to post the funny story for this topic! Waiting for me!

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Bài gửiTiêu đề: Re: ENGLISH STORY( no comment ok, only post story )   Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:00 pm

recommend about sailormoon's story

The protagonist of Sailor Moon is Usagi Tsukino, who lives as an ordinary schoolgirl until she is found by a talking cat named Luna. Through Luna, Usagi learns that the world is about to be attacked by a Dark Kingdom that had appeared once before, long ago, and destroyed the kingdom of the moon. Her dormant powers are then awakened to defend the Earth against the coming onslaught, and she is led to a number of friends who join her in the battle.

Usagi fights using the identity of Sailor Moon, and as the story progresses she learns more and more about the enemies which face her and the evil force that is sending them. Gradually she discovers the truth about her own past life, her destined true love, and the possibilities for the future of the Solar System.

The plot spans five major story arcs, each of which is represented in both the manga and the anime, usually under different names. These are the unnamed original arc, the Black Moon arc (Sailor Moon R), the Infinity arc (Sailor Moon S), the Dream arc (Sailor Moon SuperS), and the Stars arc (Sailor Stars). The anime added an additional minor arc at the start of the second series, and spent the first few episodes of Sailor Stars wrapping up the plot from the series previous.

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Bài gửiTiêu đề: Re: ENGLISH STORY( no comment ok, only post story )   Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:13 am

Noah


Noah was a good man who obeyed God. Everyone else in the world had become bad.

God told Noah that He was going to send a flood to destroy all living things. He told Noah to build a big boat (known as Noah's ark).

God sent two of each kind of bird and animal to Noah to load in the ark. He sent more than two of some of the animals. Noah also loaded his three sons, their wives, and his own wife. It began to rain. God closed the door.

It rained for 40 days and 40 nights. Everything on earth was under water. Everyone on earth died, but Noah and his family were safe and dry.

When the rain stopped and the land dried, God sent a rainbow as a sign of the promise that He would never again destroy the earth with water.




EXERCISE:
1. Noah was a good man who obeyed ______________________________.

2. Everyone else in the world had become _______________________________.

3. God told Noah to build a big ______________________________.

4. God sent two of each kind of ____________________ and ____________________________
into the ark.

5. Noah also took his wife, his __________________________, and their wives into the ark.

6. God sent the rain for _________________ days and __________________ nights.

7. Everyone on earth __________________________ , but Noah and his family were safe and dry.

8. God gave a _______________________________ as a promise that He would never

___________________________________ the earth again with water.

bird lived God animal forty
fourteen four forty destroy boat
died bad save rainbow sons brothers

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Bài gửiTiêu đề: Re: ENGLISH STORY( no comment ok, only post story )   Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:16 am

Đây là một câu chuyện trong kinh thánh Thiên Chúa giáo, nó thật sự hay và có ích cho chúng ta ... ở đây càng có ích khi trở thành bài học tiếng anh. Tsu tạm dịch thế này:
Noah là một người đàn ông tuyệt vời biết vâng lời Chúa. Riêng tất cả những người khác trên thế gian đều trở nên tồi tệ đầy tội lỗi.
Thiên Chúa phán trước cùng Noah rằng ngài dự định sẽ gởi 1 cơn lũ lụt xuống đất để huỷ diệt mọi thứ trên đời. Ngài bảo Noah hãy đóng một con thuyền thật to ( Được mang tên là thuyền Noah)
Thiên Chúa đã gởi mỗi loại 1 cặp chim và thú vật trên đời lên thuyền. Ngoài ra ông ta đã gởi thêm ngoài những cặp thú đó. Noah cũng mang theo 3 con trai của ông,vợ của chúng và vợ của ông. Thế là trời bắt đầu mưa. Thiên Chúa đóng cánh cửa thuyền lại.
Cơn mưa kéo dài trong suốt 40 ngày đêm. Mọi thứ trên trái đất chìm sâu trong nước. Tất cả đều chết, nhưng Noah và gia dình anh ta đều an toàn và khô ráo.
Khi cơn mưa dừng hẳn và mặt đất trở nên khô ráo, Thiên chúa tạo một cầu vồng 7 màu như là một lời hứa rằng sẽ không bao giờ cho mưa huỷ diệt trái đất 1 lần nữa.

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